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A SATIRICAL NEWSPAPER FOR A VERY REAL TOWN.The Burgshit publishes satire and parody. Fictional and exaggerated claims are not factual news reports.

About The Burgshit

Phillipsburg's #1 Source for #2 News.

The Burgshit is an independent satirical publication dedicated to the peculiar charm, everyday absurdity, and endless conversational material found in Phillipsburg, New Jersey.

Our stories are parody. They often reference real places and public happenings, but fictional scenes, invented quotations, and exaggerations are part of the joke. They should not be mistaken for factual news reports.

Our Editor-in-Chief is Richie “Dick” Taters. A hometown publication with entirely too much to say.

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