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Phillipsburg, NJ - With road crews still scattered across town today, P.A.J.A.M.A. (Phillipsburg Association of Judgmental Adults Monitoring Absolutely-everything) is demanding...
Phillipsburg, NJ - In a shocking development, the Black Bridge is reopening Thursday, a full day earlier than announced, leaving residents questioning whether somebody in...
Phillipsburg, NJ - Town officials have delivered devastating news to Phillipsburg residents: Complaining on Facebook does not automatically summon the police. The revelation came...
Phillipsburg, NJ - A crisis is unfolding within Phillipsburg's criminal workforce after police reported just two shootings so far in 2026, compared to 14 during all of 2025. The...
Phillipsburg, NJ - Over the past two weeks, residents say home security cameras have captured two hooded, masked figures rummaging through parked vehicles. Several homeowners have...
Phillipsburg, NJ - In a bold demonstration of municipal efficiency, Phillipsburg has announced its 2026 leaf collection program, running November 2 through December 14, giving...
Phillipsburg, NJ - The Town of Phillipsburg has announced another round of paving beginning October 19, with 6 AM to 6 PM parking restrictions, triggering a full-scale emotional...
Phillipsburg, NJ - After six months of detours and nonstop bitching, the Black Bridge is expected to reopen October 23, giving residents the horrifying prospect of having one less...