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Phillipsburg Riverfront Redevelopment Plan Promises Exciting New Era of Looking at the Same Damn River, Now with Helicopters

Phillipsburg, NJ - Phillipsburg Town Council officially approved the latest amendments to its Riverfront Redevelopment Plan on October 13, marking another historic milestone in...

By Johnny Utah | October 21, 2026

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Phillipsburg Committees Open to Everyone with the Right Last Name

Phillipsburg, NJ - In a bold effort to increase public participation, Phillipsburg's unofficial Committee of Committees is reminding residents that absolutely anyone can serve on...

By Skip Toledo | October 21, 2026

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Phillipsburg Introduces New Fee Schedule, Charges Residents Extra for the Privilege of Being Charged

Phillipsburg, NJ - On October 13, 2026, Phillipsburg Town Council adopted Ordinance O2026-27, a new fee ordinance featuring increases so impressive that inflation reportedly asked...

By Skip Toledo | October 21, 2026