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A SATIRICAL NEWSPAPER FOR A VERY REAL TOWN.The Burgshit publishes satire and parody. Fictional and exaggerated claims are not factual news reports.

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Satirical coverage from our hometown newsroom.

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Editorials

A Friendly Reminder from the Editor-In-Chief

Folks, just a friendly reminder that The Burgshit is SATIRE. We poke fun at Phillipsburg, its politics, its people, and most importantly, ourselves. We’re here to make you laugh...

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A Little Note from Richie Taters

Well, I'll be damned. The Burgshit keeps growing, and apparently some of you are even enjoying it! We've seen a wonderful response overnight, and the continued growth, kind words...

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A Heartfelt Thank You from Richie Taters and the Burgshit

To our readers, followers, supporters, and the fine citizens of Phillipsburg, When I started The BurgShit, "Phillipsburg's #1 Source for #2 News," I had a simple dream: to give my...