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Phillipsburg Cow Building Sells for $1.76 Million, Reminds Town of its $2.5 Million Real Estate Masterpiece

Phillipsburg, NJ - A 31,000-square-foot warehouse dressed like a Holstein cow has sold for $1.76 million, proving there's money in Phillipsburg real estate if you know which end...

By Ricky Montana | October 22, 2026

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Phillipsburg Absentee Landlords Form Black Fly Breeders Association, Declare Neglected Properties Essential Wildlife Habitats

Phillipsburg, NJ - A coalition of out-of-town absentee landlords has formed the Phillipsburg Black Fly Breeders Association, announcing plans to transform neglected rental...

By Frankie Fresno | October 20, 2026