Phillipsburg, NJ - Following several reader comments suggesting our photographs “look like AI,” The Burgshit would like to introduce staff photographer A.I. Slawp.
She’s the woman with the camera, metal arms, and a lens installed in her face. We apologize if the clues were too subtle.
Slawp specializes in capturing Phillipsburg events that would be difficult for traditional photographers to cover, primarily because they never happened.
Her qualifications include instant availability, unlimited overtime, and the ability to photograph a man from four angles while giving him a different face in each one.
“She occasionally struggles with fingers,” said editor Richie Taters. “But some of our readers struggle with satire, so everyone’s working on something.”
Slawp welcomes constructive criticism of her work.
Readers wishing to comment “this is AI” are encouraged to continue.
She appreciates the name recognition.
This article is intended for satirical purposes only. If you choose to believe this bullshit, we welcome your readership, but seriously question your intellect.