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Welcome to The Burgshit: A Newspaper with Questionable Judgment
Phillipsburg's satirical newsroom has an independent home on the web. We supply the commentary; the town supplies the inspiration.
Local News
Local News
P.A.J.A.M.A. Demands Equal Distribution of Construction Chaos Across Phillipsburg
Phillipsburg, NJ - With road crews still scattered across town today, P.A.J.A.M.A. (Phillipsburg Association of Judgmental Adults Monitoring Absolutely-everything) is demanding...
Local News
Phillipsburg Bridge Opens Day Early, P.A.J.A.M.A. Demands Investigation into Unexpected Government Efficiency
Phillipsburg, NJ - In a shocking development, the Black Bridge is reopening Thursday, a full day earlier than announced, leaving residents questioning whether somebody in...
Local News
Phillipsburg Officials Shock Residents by Revealing Facebook Comment Section is Not Police Dispatch
Phillipsburg, NJ - Town officials have delivered devastating news to Phillipsburg residents: Complaining on Facebook does not automatically summon the police. The revelation came...
Editorials
Editorials
A Friendly Reminder from the Editor-In-Chief
Folks, just a friendly reminder that The Burgshit is SATIRE. We poke fun at Phillipsburg, its politics, its people, and most importantly, ourselves. We’re here to make you laugh...
Editorials
A Little Note from Richie Taters
Well, I'll be damned. The Burgshit keeps growing, and apparently some of you are even enjoying it! We've seen a wonderful response overnight, and the continued growth, kind words...
Editorials
A Heartfelt Thank You from Richie Taters and the Burgshit
To our readers, followers, supporters, and the fine citizens of Phillipsburg, When I started The BurgShit, "Phillipsburg's #1 Source for #2 News," I had a simple dream: to give my...
Community
Community
Welcome to The Burgshit: A Newspaper with Questionable Judgment
Phillipsburg's satirical newsroom has an independent home on the web. We supply the commentary; the town supplies the inspiration.
Community
P.A.J.A.M.A. Moms Demand End to Bullying, Immediately Bully Everyone Who Disagrees
Phillipsburg, NJ - P.A.J.A.M.A. (Phillipsburg Association of Judgmental Adults Monitoring Absolutely-everything) has launched a crusade against bullying after several members...
Community
Phillipsburg Residents Finally Agree on Something: Everyone Moving Here is Ruining Everything
Phillipsburg, NJ - In a historic show of community unity, Phillipsburg residents have finally agreed that the town was a hell of a lot better before everyone else moved here...
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