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Phillipsburg Gets Beautiful New Welcome Sign Because “Go Back” Wasn’t an Option
Phillipsburg’s colorful new welcome sign gives the comment section something to work with.
Local News
Local News
Phillipsburg Gets Beautiful New Welcome Sign Because “Go Back” Wasn’t an Option
Phillipsburg’s colorful new welcome sign gives the comment section something to work with.
Local News
Phillipsburg Could Turn Flooded Streets Into Water Park, Save Fortune on Adding Water
Phillipsburg could put its flooded streets to recreational use, with residents bringing their own tubes.
Local News
Phillipsburg Bans Data Centers, Facebook Comment Section Remains Town's Largest Source of Unnecessary Processing Power
The town banned data centers, but its Facebook arguments and endless political photo opportunities keep processing nonsense around the clock.
Editorials
Editorials
A Friendly Reminder from the Editor-In-Chief
Folks, just a friendly reminder that The Burgshit is SATIRE. We poke fun at Phillipsburg, its politics, its people, and most importantly, ourselves. We’re here to make you laugh...
Editorials
A Little Note from Richie Taters
Well, I'll be damned. The Burgshit keeps growing, and apparently some of you are even enjoying it! We've seen a wonderful response overnight, and the continued growth, kind words...
Editorials
A Heartfelt Thank You from Richie Taters and the Burgshit
To our readers, followers, supporters, and the fine citizens of Phillipsburg, When I started The BurgShit, "Phillipsburg's #1 Source for #2 News," I had a simple dream: to give my...
Community
Community
P.A.J.A.M.A. Moms Demand End to Bullying, Immediately Bully Everyone Who Disagrees
Phillipsburg, NJ - P.A.J.A.M.A. (Phillipsburg Association of Judgmental Adults Monitoring Absolutely-everything) has launched a crusade against bullying after several members...
Community
Phillipsburg Residents Finally Agree on Something: Everyone Moving Here is Ruining Everything
Phillipsburg, NJ - In a historic show of community unity, Phillipsburg residents have finally agreed that the town was a hell of a lot better before everyone else moved here...
Community
Phillipsburg and Easton Agree to Temporary Ceasefire so Children Can Collect Candy
Phillipsburg, NJ - In a rare display of regional cooperation, Phillipsburg and Easton are preparing to put aside generations of mutual contempt for the 44th annual Halloween...
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