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Phillipsburg’s Mayor Caught Roaming Hobby Lobby, Cutting Ribbons for Absolutely No Reason
The mayor discovers an entire aisle of decorative ribbon and a completely unnecessary economic development opportunity.
Local News
Local News
Phillipsburg Gets Beautiful New Welcome Sign Because “Go Back” Wasn’t an Option
Phillipsburg’s colorful new welcome sign gives the comment section something to work with.
Local News
Phillipsburg Could Turn Flooded Streets Into Water Park, Save Fortune on Adding Water
Phillipsburg could put its flooded streets to recreational use, with residents bringing their own tubes.
Local News
Phillipsburg Resident Invents Screaming Room for Town Council Meetings, Books It Through 2037
A local civic enthusiast proposes a soundproof alternative to public comment after two decades of Town Council meetings.
Editorials
Editorials
A Friendly Reminder from the Editor-In-Chief
Folks, just a friendly reminder that The Burgshit is SATIRE. We poke fun at Phillipsburg, its politics, its people, and most importantly, ourselves. We’re here to make you laugh...
Editorials
A Little Note from Richie Taters
Well, I'll be damned. The Burgshit keeps growing, and apparently some of you are even enjoying it! We've seen a wonderful response overnight, and the continued growth, kind words...
Editorials
A Heartfelt Thank You from Richie Taters and the Burgshit
To our readers, followers, supporters, and the fine citizens of Phillipsburg, When I started The BurgShit, "Phillipsburg's #1 Source for #2 News," I had a simple dream: to give my...
Community
Community
Phillipsburg Child Rebuilds Entire Union Square in Minecraft, Accomplishes More Redevelopment in One Weekend Than Town Has in 30 Years
An 11-year-old redevelops Union Square in six hours, skipping decades of studies and ceremonial photographs.
Community
A.C.T.I.V.E. Challenges P.A.J.A.M.A. to Thanksgiving Flag Football Showdown, Demands Parents Get Off Facebook and Onto the Field
A.C.T.I.V.E. challenges P.A.J.A.M.A. to a Thanksgiving flag football game, provided somebody can get the parents off Facebook.
Community
P.A.J.A.M.A. Moms Demand End to Bullying, Immediately Bully Everyone Who Disagrees
Phillipsburg, NJ - P.A.J.A.M.A. (Phillipsburg Association of Judgmental Adults Monitoring Absolutely-everything) has launched a crusade against bullying after several members...
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